Joe Schmo Audio
- Pearland, TX, United States
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We specialize in rare, vintage, and poten…
Welcome to Joe Schmo Audio, where the deals are real, the gear is mysterious, and the business model is entirely held together by hope and gaffer tape.
We specialize in rare, vintage, and potentially haunted audio equipment, as well as modern gear that may or may not improve your tone. Everything here has been meticulously tested (meaning: plugged in, stared at, and declared “yeah, that seems right”).
Our motto? “Buy now, question later.”
Need a pedal that only works on Tuesdays? A microphone with deep emotional baggage? A synthesizer that may contain the trapped soul of a 1970s prog rock keyboardist? You’ve come to the right place.
All sales come with a 100% guarantee that you will receive a thing in exchange for money. Beyond that, life is an adventure.
Joe Schmo Audio—because your tone deserves a little chaos.
Shipping Policy
I will ship with tracking to the listed regions. To negotiate shipping rates to other locations, please send me a message.
Return Policy
New Items
Returnable within 14 days of delivery.
Used & Vintage Items
Returnable within 7 days of delivery.
General Terms
Items must be returned in original, as-shipped condition with all original packaging and no signs of use. Buyer assumes responsibility for all return shipping costs unless the item was not received as described.
Tax Policies
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| Alabama, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Alaska, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Arizona, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Arkansas, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| California, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Colorado, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Connecticut, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| District of Columbia, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Florida, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Georgia, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Hawaii, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Idaho, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Illinois, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Indiana, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Iowa, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Kansas, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Kentucky, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Louisiana, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Maine, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Maryland, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Massachusetts, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Michigan, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Minnesota, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Mississippi, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Missouri, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Nebraska, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Nevada, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| New Jersey, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| New Mexico, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| New York, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| North Carolina, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| North Dakota, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Ohio, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Oklahoma, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Pennsylvania, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Puerto Rico, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Rhode Island, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| South Carolina, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| South Dakota, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Tennessee, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Texas, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Utah, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Vermont, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Virginia, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Washington, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| West Virginia, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Wisconsin, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||
| Wyoming, US* | Calculated at checkout | ||||