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Why did the joke cross the multiverse?
It didn’t.
In one universe, there was no setup.
In another, there was only the punchline.
In a third, the audience laugh…
Okay—
Why did the joke cross the multiverse?
It didn’t.
In one universe, there was no setup.
In another, there was only the punchline.
In a third, the audience laughed before it was told.
In a fourth, you never asked for this joke and are peacefully watering plants.
All of these universes collided,
the joke observed itself,
and immediately became a TED Talk about nothing.
The punchline?
You already heard it.
You just won’t remember when.
Reality is buffering.
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Return Policy
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Returnable within 14 days of delivery.
Used & Vintage Items
Returnable within 7 days of delivery.
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Items must be returned in original, as-shipped condition with all original packaging and no signs of use. Buyer assumes responsibility for all return shipping costs unless the item was not received as described.
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