FOXY LADY? MORE LIKE FOXY GRANDPA!
YOU LIKE HENDRIX? YOU LIKE KIRK? YOU LIKE GEEZER? YOU LIKE DR KRUNGUS? YOU LIKE TO SEE YOUR PEDAL GLOWING? WELL HELL COME ON DOWN SON AND LOOKY AT THIS STIFF LITTLE LIZARD! THIS WAH TAKES YOU TO PLEASURE TOWN POPULATION YOU!
SURE SHES GOT VELCRO ON THE BOTTOM BUT SHES GOT THE BOX (incredible) AND THE BOOK (you've got to be kidding me) AND EVEN THE ORIGINAL RUBBER FEET! (Lord strike me dead)
DONT BE A FUCKING IDIOT BUY THIS! UNCLE PORKCHOP NEEDS YOU TO KNOW THAT OFFERS MAKE ME GO BANANA NUT MUFFINS! THEY MAKE MY BLOOD RUN HOT AND I'M LIKELY TO DO SOMETHING I SHOULDN'T! SOMETHING LIKE SELL YOU THIS AT AN UNBELIEVABLE DEAL!
SO DANCE WITH ME! SPOON ME AND WHISPER OFFERS INTO MY EAR! WE CAN RIDE INTO THE SUNSET TOGETHER! IM FEELING HOT ALREADY!
(I'm in incredible medical debt)
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